Bichoo and Eagles
Author: Robs
statutory warning: Folks who have not studied in the High Voltage Millenium Batch in CEC will think I am nut's if they read this post. Kindly read with discretion.
In the good old days when we used to when we used to believe in Gangs and Tatoos, When a mans word was more important that reverse sign-off mails.. there used to be two gangs in our college CEC, called Bichoo and Eagles .... Actually there was only one gang,.. but whats a gang without gang rivalry.. so the gang is always referred to as Bichoo and Eagles, two fierce gangs always at war with each other.. The main agenda of the gang or gangs rather .. was "kuntrac" .. mallu college lingo for "non-stop showoff" ..
Two of the most interesting members of the gang were "shunt" and "cac" .. Shunt was from the beach town of Kollam ... His only problem in life is that he is dark as a raven, ( even after using fair and lovely every single day of his life) .. Calls himself Shunt - IAS.. (stands for Invisible After Sunset). Cac is from the land of 3 L's ( Latex, Lakes, Letter's and Liquor .. oops did that make it four.. The fourth one is unofficial i guess) .. Kottayam.. His only problem in life is that he is only 4 Ft 11" tall even in 4 inch heel shoes.. .. He usually never stands and talk's to you unless you are standing near a small platform or pavement, on which he can stand.. The reason is he likes to make eye contact while talking ( this is only possible for him if he were living in a circus ) . Incidently these two gang members were roomies too... only problem was that most of their conversation was centered around the two problems mentioned above.. a typical day walking back home would be -
Cac .. - Dei Sandhya Aayi .. Road il ninnum maari nadakke allengil Bus driver kaanathilla.. idichonde pokum ( Move over from the road man .. its night and the bus drivers wont be able to see you .. )
Shunt .. Sheri .. ninakke pinne aa prashnam illello .. ninte height businte levelilm thaazha alle.. bus mukalil koode poykkolum ( Ya sure .. you wont face that problem though .. your height is less than that of the bus's clearance.. it will go clean over you ) ..
The next great member is Jhaadu .... He claims that he is of pure Jewish blood and consider's everyone else as gentiles .. He owned one of the most amazing Bikes ever manufactured.. Actually it was a normal old Yamaha rx 100 .. but one day Jhaadu was riding back from a visit to his trusted mechanic Jayaraj and he was faced with two bikes coming together on the road .. He suddenly has an irresistable urge to be Mick Doohan and decides to go in between the bikes.... To his bad luck it turned out to be an Ambassador car... anyways after circling in the air for some time, he came down to earth .. The three bermuda's he wears beneath his jean's to enhance his rear end, saved the day for him and he escaped without many injuries.. The bike was totalled though.. In comes Jayaraj to the rescue.. He decides to transform the bike into something that could compete with the 'Choppers'. After a painful three month process of "boiling" serveral of the parts, including the piston and cylinder and god knows what.. and layers of paint from a loaned compressor, the bike was finally ready with amazing features like ... Rain Prediction .. if there was rain within 1 Km of the bike, the bike used to stop .. it used to start only after the sun came out for a few hours.. Sub Inspector Ajit Detection: The bike used to somehow go only in roads where Ajit used to come out for his traffic inspections... So most of its life was spent in chengannur police station, or jayaraj's workshop ... It was routine for Jhaadu to come running to class and ask " Aliyaa .. Give me a matchbox now" .. We used to ask " Why .. what happened ? " and he would say " I am going to burn that bike .. today too it stoped in front of the girls hostel and I had to push it from there with all the girls laughing at me ..!! " ...
The next Character in the gang is "Oommen" ... Oommen, better known as tharikida oommen.. is the heart and soul of the gang ... Was a typical Gulf baby when he landed in college.. But a few months after we raided "Panchayat" ( The doctors house where he stayed.. we thought the name fit the actual use of the place ) using PM as a trojan , Oommen became a full blown mallu .. Well, next time when his parents came to India, he went to visit them... It was late when he reached home and he went to sleep.. Early in the morning he somehow must have thought he is still at panchayat, because when the phone was ringing without anyone picking it up, he yelled " Oru Ma***num illeda phone edukkaan" .. His shocked parents came in the room and asked " Son .. where did you learn this language " ... Well Oommen had a hard time getting out of that fix ..
Balaji is one member I dont need to introduce to half of the civilised world .. and most of the uncivilised world too .. If there would be a Organisation called Entertainment Unlimited, Balaji would be the CEO.. mind you Balaji would be dead serious though.. it is his serious talk that makes us laugh ... There are so many things to say about this wonderful character that I have to dedicate an entire blog to him ..
Then we have the all powerful Chack's a.k.a Chackochie... No one knows his real name.. I dont think even he know's .. Anyways a Quentin Tarantino fan, Chackochie was the terror of the junior girls .. that is till the day he fell in love.. oops .. i think I should be stopping now regarding that .. Chackochie, Cac and Saneesh charirman of ABCL ( Thats All Blacks Corporation Ltd and not Aby Baby's Company ) were the heroes of the 2000 Arts festival.. There are many more interesting characters, and I shall return to complete this post.. till then ...
Hey let me put up a few pics of the gang
Boozing in Kodai ..
At Pillar Rocks